Unforgettable Thailand and Laos

In the three weeks after the Nepal trip, I managed to catch-up with 15 friends I’d met on various Flash Pack trips over the past 15 months. And I did this catching up in three different countries. How crazy is that?! I stopped in London on the way home and had an amazing time with friends from four different trips on their home turf, then Danny came to visit in DC, and then I found myself in Brussels where I saw two other friends from trips. I feel so fortunate to have all of these wonderful people in my life, many of whom will be lifelong friends.  It’s hard to imagine that if I hadn’t started traveling I probably would never have met any of them. I guess the universe didn’t want it that way!

Then, I was on my next Flash Pack trip, another Chief Insider gig on their inaugural trip to Northern Thailand and Laos. So far I’ve super-liked everywhere I’d been in southeast Asia and had really wanted to go to Laos, which is what attracted me to the trip in the first place. And although I’d been to Thailand a couple of times before, I had never seen the northern part of the country and was intrigued. I arrived in Bangkok wondering if I’d like the group. It’s funny as you’d think the 100% success rate in this department would not leave me wondering this…but every trip I think maybe this time the people will all suck. It’s completely irrational- I know this. This time I snapped a pic of the group during the first dinner and posted it on my Insta story.screenshot_20181119-1113518502813768040746589-2.png I wanted to believe my comment but at that point I honestly wasn’t sure. But as it turned out my “premonition” was correct and 11 days later there were tearful goodbyes (there are since multiple group reunion trips in the hopper).img-20181106-wa00312876850920790690562.jpgOur guide’s name is Ae, which is pronounced like the letter ‘A’  but she said her friends call her Amy. A few days later she was only going by Amy with us and she has announced she’s on-board for any and all group reunion trips. I’m used to having great guides on Flash Pack trips, but Amy is really something special and someone I suspect I will see again at some point. I can only imagine that the first time running a trip is pretty stressful for guides but Amy was calm, cool, and collected (and absolutely hilarious) throughout.img-20181115-wa01078595802245768079022.jpg It was also a nearly flawlessly executed trip, as if she’d been doing Flash Pack trips for years (Flash Pack makes it a point to differentiate their trips from the rest of the tour companies- their trips are focused on local experiences and adventure activities, as opposed to just checking the site-seeing boxes). Amy also exudes positive energy that is contagious and it was kind of amazing that out of a group of 15 strangers there was not one personality difference or even hint of a conflict at any point. In fact it seemed our personalities were actually quite similar….img-20181112-wa00196636639262715839658.jpgWe kicked things off with a day in Bangkok where Amy took us on a tour of the local markets and we sampled various local Thai delights. This was very cool as the markets were really local-yocal and places I would have been nervous to (and maybe incapable of) navigating solo.

img_20181110_0628502372315898522890857.jpgimg_20181102_0953124497989955471896119.jpgimg_20181102_0950421451885334600930305.jpgIt was clear immediately that the Thai food I’d had in the past (even on my previous trips to Thailand) was not the real deal…and we also quickly learned that “medium-spicy” is equivalent to “mouth-about-to-burn-up-I-need-milk-now-spicy.” Even our resident Hawaiian, Corey, was impressed with the spice levels (and also loved his first pineapple curry ever, experienced at a local village). Our Bangkok experience was punctuated with a $10 Thai massage (the massages alone are reason enough to visit Thailand), some templing and few Chang beers (the Thailand go-to beer) before embarking on a 12-hour night train journey, headed north to Chang Mai.img_20181103_2031565583712591590286353.jpgimg_20181109_1049507403046123622051744.jpgimg_20181103_1037359092310862456559829.jpg img-20181102-wa0009458459217428581664.jpgI think night trains in southeast Asia get a bad rap as my experience was extremely comfortable and I slept soundly, lulled by the cadence of the locomotion. img-20181119-wa00026067144204755455864.jpgUpon arrival we scampered off the train and dove into the local scene straight away, starting with breakfast at an outdoor market where Amy introduced us to more delicacies (that I had never heard of but thoroughly enjoyed). We relaxed by the pool that afternoon before heading out to the local night market in Chang Mai, where we enjoyed a traditional and scrumptious dinner (this is actually where Corey was introduced to his new girlfriend, Pineapple Curry).img_20181103_1916411616648551638280666.jpgThen, lucky for us, a few of the guys in the group had heard wind of a Thai boxing event called Muay Thai, and Amy arranged for us to go to that night. I turns out that Muay Thai is the ancient fighting technique that was used by Siamese soldiers after their weapons were lost or destroyed in battle and has been developed over several hundred years to what you see in modern-day Thailand boxing rings. I was dubious about this but it was VERY cool to watch!img_20181103_2209071185236872593326333.jpgimg_20181103_2256066613048848340202142.jpg I had also enjoyed the Lucha Libre match we saw during the Mexico tour, I guess boxing is one of those sports that is captivating in-person but boring on TV (the same as how I experience American football ).

The next day was a big one as we had a Thai Triathlon (aka #ThaiTri) to attend to. This may have been my favorite day of the trip. The Thai Tri commenced with a bike ride through some remote villages (and even passing by elephants!) and continued with a challenging hike to a spectacular waterfall. img-20181104-wa003665884648328132628.jpgimg_20181104_1021167212949374080681017.jpgimg_20181104_1100522812732456448245864.jpg

img-20181105-wa00724750049749627671421.jpgAt this juncture we broke  script and decided that swimming in the waterfall was a mandatory activity…so we went in, still wearing our hiking clothes and not having a plan for afterwards. Have I mentioned that these are my people?!? img-20181105-wa00818488182317621160214.jpgimg-20181116-wa00494094770020257346252.jpgimg-20181105-wa01162741225184515479338.jpgimg-20181116-wa00483852890908865928217.jpgOur adrenaline-fueled day continued with whitewater rafting through some Class III rapids, navigated deftly by our guides (Capt Ron was the pilot of my boat, and my fellow sailors were Steve, Kristen, and Charlotte- a crack team- and the laughter seemed endless). img-20181105-wa01195889201999728544911.jpgimg-20181105-wa01133967161973411127853.jpg All in all, it was such…A DAY!  A rare, all-caps (but not in the shouting way) DAY. I’m quite sure I wasn’t the only one who caught some shut-eye on our ride back to the hotel, still processing the sensory overload.

The next day we were up and out to our next destination, Chang Rai. I hadn’t paid much attention to the itinerary (not shocking) so Chang Mai and Chang Rai were the same in my head and, to be honest, as I reflect on the trip I can’t really tell them apart. Do NOT take my word for it, as I’m almost certain there are many distinguishing features but I was too distracted having fun with my new besties to notice. On the way to Chang Rai we stopped at a few temples, which are definitely memorable, the first being the aptly named “White temple” (also known as Wat Rong Khun). img_20181105_1357188268383308011594441.jpgAnd our second stop was the Black temple (also known as Baan Dam and not actually a temple but more of a sprawling, eclectic art museum with a bunch of temple-esque structures and other assorted random things, all created by an artist who lives there). It’s an odd place and a very tranquil space to explore, as you never knew what you’d stumble across next, including phallic symbols everywhere. img_20181105_160319121238042213222166.jpgimg_20181105_1601454469245044194722301.jpgIn Chang Rai we embarked on a jungle trek- I loved that there were multiple treks on this trip! Amy had told us that we’d stop and have a picnic lunch during the trek and that it would be “very basic.” Of course that was totally fine and understandable on a trek through the jungle of Thailand. I expected maybe a PB&J sammie and an apple. However, when we arrived at the grassy knoll designated as our lunch spot, it seemed a little early for lunch. Then one of our guides opened a backpack and started pulling out raw food items…not bread and jam type of food items but uncooked rice and raw chicken type of food items. Hmmm….what was the plan here? There was no stove or even a fire pit to be seen. We weren’t too concerned, though, as Amy surely had it under control and didn’t plan to feed us raw chicken to lunch. We than merrily went about our business snapping pics of the beautiful scenery and barely noticing the guides going into the forest and foraging for large pieces of bamboo.img_20181106_1140108351849588709677475.jpgWhile we didn’t pay too much attention at first but soon we were all captivated watching the three guides prepare the most amazing lunch of all time! Aaron tried to help briefly, but quickly realized he was out of his league with this operation so ended up watching with the rest of us. Really only Amy knew what she was doing enough to be useful. Personally, I was in too much awe watching to think about chipping in! img-20181106-wa00361685613584788645422.jpgimg_20181106_1233107773089113443441775.jpgimg_20181106_1152143217158317359462032.jpgIn all honestly, it was the coolest lunch experience of my entire life. And this is not my first rodeo with lunch. Our local village guides used slaying knives to cut bamboo from the forest and then deftly chopped it up into various formations. These formations included containers to cook the food in (they even made a rice cooker!), a stove to cook the food on, and even serving dishes, cups and chopsticks.img-20181115-wa01122955520204317242296.jpgimg-20181115-wa00967174112295729926884.jpgimg_20181106_1214507590368579488842258.jpg I swear to you, THIS HAPPENED! I know, I wouldn’t have believed me unless I’d seen it with my own eyes. Also, it was absolutely delicious and perfectly cooked and seasoned food (chicken, pork, rice, veggie salsa, and delicious tea). Somehow they knew exactly how long to keep each dish on the fire for!  This was such a fantastic surprise, especially as Amy had totally under-sold it. It turns out she didn’t want to talk a big game, as it was the first time she’d be seeing this lunch experience in execution (minus a trial run she attended a few weeks prior). As Flash Pack insiders we all agreed this should be hyped up for future trips! img-20181115-wa01004242235947366084662.jpgimg-20181116-wa00077711261798670516236.jpgThat night was our last in Thailand before we’d crossing the border to Laos and it was spent in the village of Change Khong, in a very special accommodation- the Lanjia Lodge. The lodge is located high on the hilltop over the Mekong river (where we’d be spending some QT in the following days) and revenue from the lodge supports local community projects in two hillside villages (the Hmong and Lahu villages) whose people work together to care for the guests. The lodge consists of  several large, rustic wooden homes, each with large decks where we enjoyed home-cooked meals, sprawling views, and a sunrise that transcends descriptors. It was so worth getting up at 5:30am! img_20181107_0642003451684395046703831.jpgimg_20181107_0638416323527001641236296.jpgWe all gathered on one of the balconies that evening and enjoyed many Chang beer and many laughs together- the village people really do go above and beyond to take care of their guests. We later learned they had ridden a motorbike to the nearest store (which could not have been that close) two times to get more Chang for us! In fact, between the 15 of us, we managed to consume 86 Chang that night! Even Amy seemed impressed (if that’s the right word?) and she phoned the boat we were would be boarding the next day to make sure they had enough beer on board. Told you she was an awesome guide! The Night of 86 Chang encapsulated:img-20181106-wa00537494135214443603733.jpgimg_20181106_2335461473975101538319755.jpg The next day it was good-bye to Thailand and I left feeling like I had so much of a better sense of the heart and soul of the country than from my few times visiting the beaches in the southern part of the country. The beaches are of course spectacular but there is so much more natural beauty I had never seen and the local village people we met were all incredibly kind and welcoming. img_20181107_1735153544864773797246783.jpgimg_20181106_1334133532363654630630887.jpgimg-20181103-wa0037156264218318490754.jpgThailand definitely has their act together with tourism and it’s very easy to travel around, or at least it seemed that way having Amy figuring  everything out for us. Steve even gave Amy complete control to order for him, at every single meal. I don’t think he looked at a menu the whole time but loved every meal, even the “medium-spicy” ones. He followed up after the trip saying it was a rude awakening being back to real-life and especially having to decide what to eat again.

After crossing the border we met our Laos guide, a friendly local named Tui who complimented Amy perfectly with his kind smile and we boarded the vessel that would take us on a two day trip down the Mekong river. This was one of the most relaxing two days of my life as we watched the banks of Laos pass by from the confines of the comfortable boat, operated by a local husband and wife couple. We even had a Laos cooking lesson on-board and had our first tastes of the Lao dishes we would come to love. img_20181107_1652044890276395552660993.jpgimg-20181114-wa00193764274544269098934.jpgimg_20181107_1455492614505178843075943.jpgimg_20181107_110207_14255477917379766800.jpgWe stopped for the night in the riverbank village of Pakbeng, which seemed to be a popular spot (maybe the only spot?) for boats doing this journey to stay for the evening. img_20181107_1005112875232160836252868.jpgimg_20181107_1648383631414195319154550.jpgOur accommodation was adjacent to the local establishment, the Happy Bar, where we enjoyed Lao Beer (Chang Beer was so yesterday) and pool with some locals while Bob Marley tunes played in the background. Amy’s favorite is Buffalo Soldier and it seemed particularly appropriate as the animal is a  popular cuisine in Laos. Buffalo blood is even a delicacy here! Very few parts of animals are wasted in Laos, where the average annual salary is less than $1,000.

During our second day on the Mekong we stopped to explore the Tam Ting caves, which were created in the 15th century with more than 4,000 wooden figures of Buddha inside natural limestone caves nestled into islands. It’s unbelievable to think about the craftsmanship from so many years ago and especially how well it has survived over the years. img_20181108_142616-14105826022000054942.jpgTim Tang is a representation of the natural character and ancient spiritualism of Laos, a world that exists with peace and not conflict and where spiritualism exists in nature not just humans, including the water spirit of the Mekong.  After two days on the river we all agreed that it’s an incredibly special and spiritual place and we felt lucky to share the experience with each other.img_20181107_1727004866800176893868401.jpgWe arrived in Luang Prabang, where we would be spending our final three nights of the trip. How was the trip winding down already?? This one really flew by.  But there was still much fun to be had! Luang Prabang is a town in northern Laos built on a peninsula between the Mekong and the smaller Nam Khan River. Our accommodations, The Grand, included beautiful views and we were all very happy to be settling in for three nights. img-20181115-wa00771686944753767781494.jpgimg-20181115-wa00373426464574912484504.jpgimg-20181115-wa0033452814804229178866.jpgWe dove right into the local Lao culture by playing a game of “pentaque” that night, which is a game similar to bocce or boules. The French had brought the game to Laos and it has remained popular, one of the many European colonial influences that is still reflected in the Lao culture today. We got some lessons and split into teams for a tourney, which was a lot of fun (and just a smidge competitive).img-20181108-wa00085011785795672869697.jpg Dinner that night was a traditional Lao BBQ, which was so much fun! You pick out your ingredients amongst a bountiful selection of vegetables, meat, fish and spices and cook them in a BBQ kept hot by embers. Corey was familiar with this cooking technique from Hawaii and helped us to get passed our initial “how does this work?” hesitation by tossing everything on and watching it cook away (he also helped us figure out when it was done). It was such a fun and delicious meal and was punctuated by non-stop laughter among the group. img_20181108_1917046578263125936168141.jpgimg_20181108_1924455755816224562949661.jpgThat night I recall looking around the table at my new friends and feeling incredibly lucky. There was nobody else I would have wanted to be sharing the experience with than the people around me, even though I hadn’t known any of them just a week prior. img_20181108_192836_17712078481009158230.jpgOur last two days of the trip flew by and we explored Lao Prebang, including Mount Phousi which takes about 350 steps to summit with the reward of panoramic views and a golden stupa and temple. img_20181109_1058398455363156006244777.jpgimg_20181109_1021153035362938132045539.jpgThere were also markets to explore and cheap massages to be had in Luang Prebang and the night market was particularly bustling. Our last full day was an early one when we participated in the traditional giving of alms to local monks, which takes place at sunrise when about 200 monks process down the main street of town, collecting their food for their one meal the day. Our offering was sticky rice and as the monks silently processed by we sat on small stools (you can also kneel) and gave each monk a small portion. The monks ranged in age from the very old senior monks to sleepy looking children and it was an incredibly spiritual experience.img-20181110-wa00196637767828509381096.jpgimg_20181110_0547165176658925002481107.jpgimg-20181110-wa00278540849763770110339.jpgimg_20181110_0606063146105615945610367.jpgAfter our own breakfast (that consisted of much more than sticky rice) we were off for our final trek, this one to another a waterfall. We met our local guide in the village, as it is a tradition to use a local guide as a way to support the village who maintains the trail. Our guide was 75 years old and we had a hard time keeping up with him at times! img_20181110_0937108309611997680313645.jpg img_20181110_1004513638518191923725649.jpgThe hike wound us through the Lao jungle, through some villages and the occasional buddhist shrine. At one point we came across a little family run cafe that boasted a log crossing challenge. Yes, please! Five of us gave the challenge a whirl (if you can make it across the log without falling in you are rewarded with a Beer Lao, if you fall off you must buy a Beer Lao). We had a demo where the proprietor made it there and back with no problem and even while balancing a beer on his head. How hard could this be?img_20181110_1159357238765333963297609.jpg Let’s just say the five of us all ended up with a Beer Lao…and we all had to pay for them.img-20181110-wa00401105881021108239117.jpg The water was extremely refreshing,though, and it was well worth cooling off and for the laughs (my attempt was absolutely horrible, embarrassingly so!). Afterwards, the young daughter of the owner showed us how it’s done, and scampered across and back with no problem at all. Appropriately humbled and giddy from the beer, we finished our trek to be rewarded by the incredible Kuang Si waterfall. Laos and Thailand are not fooling around in the waterfall department! We swam in the waterfall pools enjoying the cascading water and even figuring out how to get between the rocks and the waterfall to view the falls from behind. And, if you stood under the water the right way, it was also an excellent shoulder massage!img-20181110-wa00558116807740564644581.jpg

img-20181116-wa00526800654841158349383.jpgimg-20181110-wa00435856085081596802958.jpgimg_20181110_133459-12398312165389400167.jpgOur final dinner was at a lovely restaurant overlooking the Nam Khan river and we savored our last bites of our favorite Lao delicacies, including sticky rice, papaya salad (medium-spicy, Amy warned), fresh fish, and of course buffalo (I didn’t try the buffalo but others loved it). Nobody wanted to go to bed that night as it felt like an admission that the trip was ending…so we stayed up talking and laughing until our stomachs hurt (so much laughing on this trip!), and until there was no more Beer Lao to be had. img-20181114-wa00091113986862882783102.jpgAfter the trip, Kristen posted one of my favorite quotes on Facebook, “I am not the same having seen the moon shine on the other side of the world.” That quote was on the front of my travel journal when I studied abroad in Perth, Australia in college…my first time going to the other side of the world.  It rung true then but also seems particularly appropriate for this trip, 20 years later, seeing the moon in Thailand and Laos with this group of people. img-20181111-wa0008-16257369108736156693.jpgAs I reflected on what made this group so special, it occurred to me that despite all being adventure travelers in our 30s and 40s, there were other commonalities that transcended the obvious ones. First of all, every single person in the group is hilarious. Just really, really funny people. So much laughing! I can’t highlight the laughter on this trip enough. Also, every person was genuine, kind, and open-minded (only a few of us had been to southeast Asia before) and they wanted more than to check the travel box and have some good Instagram posts (good Insta posts wouldn’t hurt though!). Really, though, the group wanted to know the local people, embrace the local experiences, and absorb the local culture. And together, with the help of Amy and Tui, that is exactly what we did.

 

 

Thai fly-by

As I boarded the plane to travel from Istanbul to Bangkok, I thought about how glad I was that I’d embarked on this leg of my travels with both an open ended itinerary and an open mind. In fact, I had ZERO plans following my Flash Pack tour in South Africa, which ended on April 20. Here it was, mid-June and I’d had so many fabulous adventures since the planned portion of the trip… I’d gone on the most amazing safaris, viewed the spectacular Victoria Falls from multiple perspectives, went camping with locals in South Africa, explored breathtaking Namibia, finally saw THE DOLOMITES (although some unfinished business there), became a regular in Istanbul, bike/hiked/kayaked/bussed through Turkey, and sailed among the Turkish Isles. All experiences I likely never would have even thought to plan if I’d planned the whole trip in advance, and also all incredibly special experiences that I wouldn’t have wanted to miss for the world. I also thought about how it had all kind of naturally come about, as each “next thing” presented itself to me at the time when I needed it to. Of course I did a fair bit of research and asking around, but mostly it all just naturally evolved. My only job was to avoid freaking out about a lack of plans and (minus a few tense moments during #zimbabweforlife) I did this pretty well.

My last pit stop on the way (but not actually on the way) home was Thailand, with a new friend I’d met at a campground in Namibia… as one does. Rowan was the guide of another group staying at the same campground and he was friends with my guide, Jeff. If you’re a regular follower, you may recall he was the guy with the “hot tip” on when the most spectacular animals (elephants!!) would be at the watering hole for viewing.

Rowan had some time off after the tour and was planning a trip to Thailand. That sounded nice. And the planning was already underway, meaning less planning for me. IN!

My Thai fly-by began in Bangkok, which is a “big city” as I’d expected, and as had been advertised by assorted Thailand-loving friends. It’s funny as those friends mostly aren’t huge fans of the country’s capital city and the city is viewed as a means to an end (the end being the rest of the country). Despite low expectations, I actually really enjoyed Bangkok. I thought it had a lot of character (as far as those big cities go) and I found the people very kind and welcoming.

We started our first day exploring the floating markets, which would have been much more fun to explore if I had more/any room in my suitcase for souvenirs.

While floating around the market, I was keeping up with the Stanley Cup finals (ice hockey) in the U.S., as my home team (the Washington Capitols) secured victory!!! This was HUGE news in DC as the Caps have NEVER won the Stanley Cup before. For Caps fans it’s been an abusive cycle… every year we were certain “this is the year” as they looked so good, and they would have a great regular season and then the post-season would start and they would play horribly and our hearts would be broken. And then we’d forget all about it next season because they looked so good…cue pete and repeat. However, this year the cycle was thrown off when they actually did not look good at the beginning of the season, so it totally made sense that they won the whole kit and caboodle. So, while the floating market was pretty cool on its own, it is the fact that’s where I was when the Caps won the Stanley Cup that I will remember the most about it. Of course, I had a celebratory beer in their honor… it was the least I could do!

Next stop was the Grand Palace, which is located right in the heart of the city. The Palace is not one enormous building like you might imagine (definitely how I imagined it… more on that later), it’s actually a complex of buildings, pavilions, halls, courtyards, etc. that expanded organically over time. Construction began in the 18th century and over 200 years the various kings added on to it (and of course each king needed to out-do the previous king) and it’s really something else in terms of its grandeur.

Now it’s just a tourist attraction and the government completely moved out when an absolute monarchy was abolished in the 1930s. Okay, so, I need to be overly honest and admit the detail I just shared about the Grand Palace I learned after I’d seen the Grand Palace. Of course I hadn’t done advance research (other than to learn there is a thing called the Grand Palace that I should see in Bangkok) and there wasn’t much signage in English or brochures or anything with information about what we were looking at… or the history of it. I actually thought the Grand Palace was a singular, huge building inside the complex and kept looking for it! In fact, I asked a few passers-by where the Grand Palace was and got confused looks in return. Finally an employee explained “You’re in the Grand Palace. This is all the Grand Palace.” Ahhh… now I get it!

Located behind the Grand Palace is another grandiose complex, this one consisting of temples, named Wat Pho (also known as the Temple of the Reclining Buddha). There are buddhas EVERYWHERE in this place and according to one sign there are over 1,000 buddha images in totality (I did not count but that seems about right). The Reclining Buddha itself is pretty impressive and at 150 feet long it’s one of the largest buddhas anywhere. (Btw, “reclining buddha” means that buddha is laying on its side. Not in a chaise lounger.)

Another highlight in Bangkok was the Night Market, which was recommended as a spot where the locals hang out. I have to say, it’s pretty off the hook and is bustling with locals navigating rows and rows of vendors cooking and selling every food type you can imagine. The Thai currency is the “baht” and the exchange rate is about 30 baht to 1 US dollar. After much deliberation I bought summer rolls (a favorite of mine) and skewers of fresh shrimp and vegetables that they cooked in front of me. All for a grand total of 90 baht!

There are more established shops and restaurants around the Night Market perimeter, as well as a beer garden with live music. Despite my lack of suitcase space I found an item I HAD to purchase from one of the shops. Overall during my travels I’ve been pretty discretionary in my shopping and there are few items I’ve felt that I HAD to have. This board game, however, was not even a question:

I plan to bring it on a family vacation this summer and am pretty sure I’ll be Auntie of the Year, as my nieces and nephews (minus 6 month old Theodore) are ALL at the age where anything involving the word or image of “poop” is worthy of hysterical laughter. [Update: Yes, I proceeded to carry this game around to multiple cities, actually just carrying it in my arms at times. Eventually I got another bag for it and I’m happy to report is has successfully made it to the States].

Despite the fact I was pleasantly surprised by Bangkok, three nights was plenty and I was not sad to board a plane for a quickie flight the next morning, our final destination being the island of Khao Luk. Now, if Khao Luk sounds a little bit familiar it’s likely because it’s the spot that experienced the most devastation during the tsunami in 2004. THE tsunami pretty much decimated the area, which at the time was the fastest growing tourism destination in the country. There was also a significant loss of life and it’s estimated that, tragically, more than 10,000 people died (locals and tourists alike). It wasn’t until very recently that their hotel capacity is close to being back to where it was in 2004, but other tourism infrastructure is still struggling to regain the momentum it once had.

I loved this spot and would definitely go back! It’s beautiful and has a really chill, good vibe.

Known for its marine life, we had ideations of day trips to go snorkeling among some spots named the most beautiful in the world… but learned it’s not exactly peak season this time of year and most of the spots weren’t open (apparently the water is too cloudy to snorkel this time of year?). Between that and the Dolomites... who knew that mountains and islands could be seasonally CLOSED for business?? Definitely a lesson learned for Teha’s Travels! But this minor snafu did not put a black mark on my Khao Luk experience in the least. I found something just innately relaxing about the spot. And there are several places offering $8 Thai massages, which are just about the best thing ever. Did I mention I like it there?

In Khao Luk, we stumbled across a local live music venue, named The Monkey Bar, where we made friends and became locals of sorts. Between a super-talented Thai musician covering my favorite 80s and 90s rock bands (I swear if you closed your eyes you think it’s really Bryan Adams) and an assortment of games, including Jenga and Connect 4, it was perfection. I usually have to make an effort to lose when playing Connect 4 with my nieces and nephews but it was funny how after a few Thai beers the game wasn’t so easy anymore!! We also made friends (a lovely couple in a long-distance relationship from London to Tokyo) and we all got together again the next night, at the Monkey Bar of course! Why would you go anywhere else??

I admit I was a little bit bummed to be leaving tranquil Khao Luk for the hub-bub of Phuket… but I guess it’s good to leave a place wanting more. Now, I’ve been to Phuket before, but only to the quieter beach areas of Kata and Naiyang. My personal favorite is actually Naiyang and I’ve spent a few extended layovers there- it’s literally next to the airport and a hidden gem with a gorgeous beach, national park and adorable beachside shops (with a few massage places, of course). Hotels are super cheap there and if you ever have the opportunity to fly through Phuket, stay a night or two in Naiyang.

Anyways, all this to say that this time I was staying in the Patong beach area, which is the “hub” of Phuket, where all the “action” is. I was only there for two days and one night and did my best to avoid the action, so I don’t have much to report on… but according to new friends we met at the hotel it’s a pretty hopping party scene. Complete with a red light district of sorts and the “lady boy” scene (some people are into seeing these things as a tourist attraction and it was also a thing in Bangkok… I am not. Just a personal preference). We signed up for a day excursion to go snorkeling at two nearby islands, as apparently the weather wasn’t an issue in those parts. The brochure looked lovely and promised white sandy beaches and crystal clear, iridescent blue water! What could be more perfect?

That night we were at the hotel bar and a couple sat down next to us, clearly animated. The woman was trying to calm down her husband who was still amped up from having confronted the travel agent who’d booked the day trip they’d just returned from. He pulled out the brochure to show us and it was the same brochure we had! He then showed us photos on his phone…. of dark rocky beaches and murky, dark water. Hmmm… While Animated Husband was lucky to get 50% of his money back, it was even luckier for us that we ran into them and were able to cancel our journey for a full refund! No matter, I guess I’d have to explore the town, relax at the beach and get a massage instead (which is exactly what I did, as well taking in a spectacular sunset).

As I prepared to leave, I also tried to mentally prepare myself for a looooong journey home, but I don’t think I did a very good job. My flight left Phuket at 1:40 AM and I was connecting through Beijing en route to Dulles. I struggled to stay awake at the chaotic airport, especially as the flight was delayed until 2:30 AM.

I then boarded my five hour Air China flight, and realized quickly there was no in-flight entertainment… but no matter, I would sleep. I was dozing off when meal service arrived and I made the mistake of both accepting the meal and taking a bite of it… shrimp. I wasn’t feeling it and felt a smidge bad I had taken the meal, taken a bite, and was wasting it… but I quickly fell into a deep sleep. I honestly didn’t think of that bite of shrimp again until I was in the middle of the painful security process in China (you have to go through two separate securities, as well as customs, just for a connecting flight!) I thought maybe the process was making me feel nauseous, maybe combined with a lack of sleep. Um… nope. I’d never had food poisoning and now I know what all the fuss is about! I spent much of my 5-hour layover in the bathroom (as a bonus, I was in the lounge but the lounge bathroom was under renovation… the public bathroom required a walk through the food court, which is the last place I wanted to be anywhere close to). It was absolutely miserable. At least by the time I boarded my next flight I was certain there was absolutely nothing in my system. Speaking of systems, this time we had an entertainment system but I quickly realized the movies were mostly in Chinese, so decided sleep was a better option anyways. Hours later I woke up from a slumber thinking I’d put a big dent in the flight… and looked at the monitor to see the remaining flight time was 10 hours and 45 minutes. UGGGG. To make matters worse I was in a window seat with an adorable 5 year old boy next to me who, after much squirming, had finally fallen asleep but kinda nuzzled up against me and I hated to move wake him. To make matters double-worse, I felt HORRIBLE. My stomach was okay, thankfully, but I ACHED all over, like the kind of aches you get with a horrible flu. I finally carefully stepped over the boy and his father and started roaming the plane seeking some sort of relief… any sort of relief. Suspecting dehydration, I drank a lot of water but I needed a quicker fix. I soon realized that I seemed to be the only person on the flight who was not Chinese and I even had difficulty communicating with the flight attendant. I finally got my point across and learned that she did not, in fact, have Tylenol or any other pain reliever. With a silent sigh I moved on, to two woman who were standing in the bulkhead and it turned out that one of them had a son who spoke some English! After much back and forth, the translator’s mother dug in her purse and handed me a little packet of a white powdery substance that she described as a “Chinese herbal remedy.” Okay… that would have to do! Maybe it was the remedy, but I did start to feel better an hour or two later (THANK YOU LORD!!!) Despite this, it was the longest and most uncomfortable flight I’ve ever had. [I’m feeling my blood pressure rise as I’m writing this and quasi-reliving the experience!] Needless to say, I don’t see myself flying Air China again anytime soon… or at least until such time they’re that much cheaper.

So, now, here I am… back in DC. I’ll leave you with a mini-cliffhanger and not tell you what’s next. Stay tuned… I know I will!